Friday, April 24, 2020

Not Muh-muh-muh-my Corona


Well this has been a good swift kick in the reality jewels, hasn't it? Starting in mid-March, sports of any and all kinds ceased to exist, employment and jobs were either halted or moved to sporadic hours of operation and social distancing became the trademark of 2020 - despite being only 2 1/2 months old.

At Lake Katharine Nature Preserve
St. Patrick's Day became a virtual event, Easter was a stay-at-home celebration, many stores closed, those that could stay open instituted the six-feet of separation guideline for customers, people hoarded toilet paper and a limit was issued for how many fresh meat products one could purchase at one time. The NCAA Basketball Tournament was cancelled (as was all collegiate spring sports), the baseball season was put on hold and even the NFL Draft went the virtual route. The Coronavirus (COVID-19) changed our routines in every way.

Running was still an option, though every planned race was cancelled or postponed for the foreseeable future. The second race of L's trail series was cancelled, the Kill the Hill 10 Miler in my hometown of Chillicothe was cancelled, the Choo-Choo 9-miler turned into a virtual race, The Buck Fifty was postponed till late July, April's OhioHealth Cap City Half Marathon was moved to August, June's AEP Ohio Columbus 10K was forwarded to September, the Athens Half Marathon was postponed for a year and those were just the events we had planned to take part in.
Whiskey & Jameson

The school L works for had her doing virtual classes at home and I went into the library a few hours a couple of times a week for general in-house duties, but for the most part was relegated to chilling out at home. It was like an extended apocalypse-like spring break. Remember those summers as a kid where the days lasted forever and time seemed to slow down because you had nowhere to go or had to be anywhere - yeah, it was like that. I'm all for nostalgia, but it began to get old rather quick.

We started passing the time by preparing our garden, encouraging our basement seedlings and watching the backyard hops awaken from their winter slumber. Along the way we rediscovered our kitchen and began baking more breads and foods we would normally purchase.

We paid a bit more attention to one another and our friends & family. Still distancing ourselves, our extended family kept everyone in touch using Marco Polo - a video messaging and video hosting service mobile app. Oh, and the cat kids - Whiskey & Jameson - were happy to have at least one human home at all times.

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One of the surprising cool things taking place during this time was the ability for breweries to offer online ordering and deliver or ship their beer across the state. Since they couldn't be open for physical customers, they could still stay afloat (for however much they could) by catering to those around, and well beyond, their neighborhood. Still, though, many had to furlough way too many employees (like many businesses had to) as we awaited for the epidemic to subside and a few simply had to shut their doors - unsure if they will ever reopen.

Along the Kokosing Gap Trail 
To help pass the time, L and I have taken a few day trips for running and exploring. These included nearby Emily Traphagen Park, Lake Katharine Nature Preserve near where I grew up in Jackson, Ohio and a visit to the Kokosing Gap Trail to run the portion from Howard to Gambier and back.

All in all we are handling this by not freaking out and avoiding the doom & gloom that seems to be seeping from the crevices occupied by the same folks who wigged out when Y2K was supposed to be a thing. This, though, IS A THING, so be smart and try to relax.

Yes, this is a seriously silly time for all of us and shouldn't be taken lightly, but rather in stride as best we can. They say good things come to those who wait, so I guess that means better times will evolve as we try to remember how things were before all of this craziness. Sure, there will be items that stick with us - but they will eventually become interesting speed bumps of our past and stories our kids & grandkids will get to hear.

For now though, we need to support one another and - as best we can - keep our heads above the brine....



Oh, young love of mine
She sleeps beneath the brine
And oh the sound, the tick
The weighty click of her heart against my spine

Now the dark is nigh
And she lays here at my side
But like a steady squall
Her arms they fall and her legs, they grasp me tight

Oh, young love, young dear
Why have you taken me in your fall?
All of my love, all of my life
Given to you, sacrificed

Oh my waking world
I leave you for a girl
Cast away into this blight
Swimming blindly through the night

Now my heart is bound
Like a plague upon this sound
And oh, it slips away, such soft decay
Then it grows

Oh, young love, young dear
Why have you taken me from the fall?
All of my love, and all of my life
Given to you, sacrificed

Stay clear of the wreckage
She goes down, down, down

And she burns like the sun
And it all falls away
Take your time and I'll take mine here today
But it cuts like a knife
And we're bound here as the night, it breaks away
And it all goes down

Oh, the sun!

Oh, young love, young dear
Why have you shaken me from the fall?
All of my life, all of my days
Given to you, cast away

Here's to the war
Here's to the night
All of my love, sacrificed

Soft and kind
Cold as ice
Hold yourself beneath the brine

Smooth as wine
Black as night
Hold yourself beneath the brine

Photos


Jameson, waiting for something to fall
from the dinner table.

Whiskey & Jameson, window shopping for
squirrels and birds.

Along the floodwall in Chillicothe, part of the
Kill the Hill 10 Miler route that wasn't

Old narrow Gauge rail remnants at
Lake Katharine

Old narrow gauge rail remnants at
Lake Katharine

T-Rex rock at Lake Katharine

L, again, at Lake Katharine

L at Lake Katharine

Beer delivery from Listermann Brewing Company

A pit stop while visiting Lake Katharine,
Sixth Sense Brewing.

My backyard hops

Beer delivery from Urban Artifact

Kokosing Gap Trail in Howard, Ohio




No the rocks aren't moving, it's the water flow reflection.
Lake Katharine Nature Preserve.

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

The Governator Gets Totally Recalled

Who would have thought that a worldwide viral outbreak would be what put Arnold Schwarzenegger - the actor, filmmaker, businessman, author, and former professional bodybuilder and politician - in his place. This month -  due escalating fears over the spread of the Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) - the 2020 Arnold Sports Festival here in Central Ohio (named in honor of the aforementioned icon) would cancel it's ever popular expo and go without spectators (except for parents and guardians of the youth competitors).

This was a major blow to an event that attracts 200,000 athletes and visitors from 80 countries annually. There has been some major debate as to whether these steps were necessary for the 31 year-old event and it may have been a bit of an overreaction, but my opinion means jack squat. I can't imagine being one of the thousands of athletes diverted upon arriving at John Glenn International Airport and forced to go through mandatory Coronavirus testing.

It does make it weird to be around Columbus in mid-March and not see an overwhelming hoard of folks conglomerating at the Greater Columbus Convention Center. The area businesses which typically make a good portion of their yearly income on the event will also suffer a bit, but I digress - it is better to be safe than sorry - I guess. Jokingly, I thought the helter-skelter weather would kill whatever bug that may be going around as it will be nearly 60 one day - then 30 and snow the next as spring struggles to fully awaken from months of hibernation.

Anyway, the Arnold 5k is part of the festival week and it - luckily - made it through the outbreak checklist unscathed and would continue on Sunday. It would, though, follow a different route than in previous years. Still gunning for that sub 18:00 5k, maybe a change of scenery would be of assistance. And L, training for her first half marathon (the Athens Ohio Half Marathon) in April, would take part in the Der Wolfsrudel Lauf Trail Series taking place in nearby Delaware State Park on Saturday, then again in April at nearby Alum Creek State Park.

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The Arnold 5k starts and begins at the Greater Columbus Convention Center and in the past it followed a course that when north into some residential areas before returning. This year would be just the opposite as we would head south through downtown and the return would follow the Scioto River and into the Arena District before making it back to where we started - a nearly identical route as the 5th Line 5k back in January. I took 15th in this event last year, finishing in 18:13.

With full sun and a slight breeze, the 36 degree temperature was comfortable. Loitering around the starting area, this dude walks over, "You are Craig, right?""I am", I reply. He, Brian, goes on to say he was the one I narrowly beat in January as I found the last of the energy I had remaining to kick it up a notch in the last 100 meters. An injury last May had put him out for a while and he had just started running again in December. With that I figured he would make sure to finish ahead of me on this day.

At the gun a group took off like they were shot out of a cannon and I was in no mood to attempt to keep even a portion of that pace. I stayed within myself and hung behind a couple of others who looked like they may know what they were doing. The going was relatively easy, but we did have a nice head wind as we traveled down the long southbound straight stretch on Front Street.

Nearing mile one the couple of guys just ahead are falling back a bit, but then suddenly Brian drifts by and I'm at 5:44. I pass the two guys directly in front who apparently went out a bit too fast and attempt to have Brian pull me along, but he seems to get a little further ahead every so often. We turn to go back north and I notice Brian is asking race security for confirmation on the race route as we make a couple of turns - this, for the time being, is keeping him from getting further way. He is soon out of reach and the wind is at our backs.

At mile two (5:50) all is silent until I pass under a pedestrian bridge and glance to see L throwing out
some encouragement as the incline battle begins. Turning right onto Spring Street and I hear distance footsteps. Moments later I'm passed by a dude who is reeling in the distant Brian at the same spot where I was holding Brian off about six weeks ago.

Mile two, all alone
 As if my legs are made of concrete, I'm at a good pace but cannot find an extra gear. Drifting by Nationwide Arena, I push as much as I can up the hill along the boulevard. With a quarter mile to go, the dude is in Brian's shadow and the two begin the race to the finish. I'm too far back see them finish and stride as best I can in hopes of a satisfying finishing time. I stop my watch as it all comes to an end and see 17:22, but a course length of 2.9. I have finished 6th and Brian held off that dude by less than a second to finish fourth at about 25 seconds ahead of me.

Conversing with other finishers, we find Brian's watch indicates a full 3.1 mile course. Though, the rest of us are seeing length of three miles or less. Whether it was short or not, I did at least keep a more consistent pace than I have in the past. Before heading home L & I swung by Katalina's for breakfast. The rest of the day was spent preparing the garden for near future planting followed by lighting the fire pit for the the first time in 2020.

Oh, and as for L in the Der Wolfsrudel Lauf Trail Series 12k the day before she placed twelfth overall on the river of mud course in 1:14:09. It may not have been the most ideal race, but was a great way to prepare for her first half marathon coming up next month. Her shoes sat on the patio to bake in the rest of the weekend sun in order to more easily remove them from their mud cocoon.

The one portion of the course not totally mud.
The race was run relatively well, though the water stop near the start/finish could have used a human or two. As L made her way through for the first loop she grabbed one of the cups set up next to the giant orange jug of liquid refreshment. Attempting to take a swig, she was instead pelted in the face by a handful of trail mix. Disgusted that the displayed cups held no liquid at all, she simply tossed it behind her and mumble a curse word or two as she continued for lap number two.

I, too, was confused as to why one would set out cups next to a refreshment jug only to fill them with a snack? This isn't preschool, get the competitors some damn water! She did survive, but many folks were disappointed to find they had to stop and fill up their own cup for liquid refreshment while race officials danced around yelling encouragement through a megaphone while dressed in hippo costumes and blaring horribly recorded tunes by a random cover band. Overall, though, it was a good event, but could have been much better and L didn't let it phase her - she did extremely well.

With that said, we have started scheduling races around vacations and vice versa for the better part of the year. Some of those have her being the spectator as I run, others have me playing the part as observer while she grinds it out and some have the both of us running ourselves silly. There are those folk who find this to be weird, but for us...it is simply a daily routine...


this is my daily routine
spend my hours on computer screen
I lay around for a while
get feeling like I’m supposed to be
I love the daily routine
take care of my basic needs
I have a daily routine
I thought it looked better inside a dream
come on and hit me in the head real hard
I haven’t hurt myself quite enough so far
save me I don’t wanna think
crunch crunch I’m feeling pink
this is my daily routine
I wonder what it’s like to be feeling clean
guess I should probably know
it’s something I’ve already seen
come on and listen to me cry for help
‘cause sometimes I feel like I wanna kill myself
if I took a trip back in time
would the days still seem to feel so unkind
I’m in prison but I think this place was built by me
come on and show me how I’m supposed to live like I’m supposed to be
I see the people who spend their lives in a worthwhile shine
I’m laying down spending my life on wasting time

Photos
L, celebrating a muddy finish!

L's aftermath

The exact moment L throw's the trail mix
masquerading as water.

Finishing

Brian in the white on the left, I'm in the middle

Can't complain.

Sunday afternoon's garden preparation




Tuesday, February 4, 2020

The 31 (+1) Flavors of Winter

Running in the cold isn't so bad once you get out there, its having the wherewithal to overcome the urge to sit in the warmth of your home and hibernate through spring. I have never really had a problem with tackling the ice and snow, but doing it everyday isn't something I would enjoy.

With that said, L and I decided to take part in Columbus Running Company's Inspire Columbus Winter Challenge. According to the program, Inspire Columbus is our January training challenge, a program meant to inject some wintry fun into your miles during one of the toughest training months. Once registered, challenge yourself to RUN OR WALK OUTDOORS EVERY DAY IN JANUARY. So despite the darkness, cold, ice, snow, wind or plague - we would have to run outside all 31 days of January. A cool, long sleeve technical shirt and the opportunity to win prizes were our incentives.

This didn't seem too daunting, then again we do enjoy days off each week. Nevertheless, we were ready for the 4 1/2 week gauntlet. My strategy was to pepper a fast two mile run in between every two days of four or more miles. The thinking was that a pending short run would leave a sort of "silver lining" during those days of long, cold & wet workouts.

About two weeks in and we started to feel the effects. Not having a day off every two or three days began putting a bit of a strain on the body. For me, it was mostly in the lumbar area of my back. It wasn't painful, but would get uncomfortable as my 44-year old muscles threatened to set themselves on fire. The challenge left both us more tired then we are used to being, but not so much that it was too taxing. When it was time to relax, we took full advantage.

Unfortunately, L had to bow out and take a break on day 16. Working with preschoolers, she came home with what seemed to be a touch of the flu - courtesy of the little ones from her Montessori school place of employment. She was disappointed, but not so much that not running for a day or two wouldn't make her smile. I, though, continued despite the visions of sugar plums dancing around a non-running day.

Day 18 was the first real test as I had to work on this Saturday and immediately thereafter would be headed for the Columbus Winter Beerfest. So I needed to muster all I had to drag my reluctant body out for a pre-dawn jaunt. It didn't help that a winter weather advisory the night before came to fruition that morning. A wave of wind and freezing rain left everything in an ice cast and continued the rest of the day. This warranted the first use of the Yaktrak of the year and a decent two mile effort through slush and kamikaze ice pellets under the cover of darkness was the result.

Upon returning and sitting on the floor, leaning up against the sofa in damp clothes and sleet attached to my face with a giant, hot cup of coffee, I repeat to myself,"Thirteen more days, just thirteen more days."

Hoping to break up the monotony, I decided to throw in a 5k event which was to take place on day 25 of the winter challenge. The 5th Line 5K would be a way to get a run in with some enthusiasm without it feeling like a stereotypical training run. The uptempo two mile efforts every couple of days, I thought, would assist in forcing the increased leg turnover needed for such faster races.

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The 5th Line 5K's signature would be the opportunity to "Finish On Center Ice" of Nationwide Arena, home to the Columbus Blue Jackets. We would start just outside the arena along Nationwide Boulevard, then onto West, Spring and Front Streets heading south.We would turn west on Rich, north on Washington Boulevard, then onto Broad, Marconi and Long Streets. The final portion of the return would take us back to Spring, West and Nationwide before entering the arena.

The first race of 2020 would be a great opportunity to attempt a sub 18:00 5k. I was hoping the 31 day winter challenge wouldn't leave my legs weary, leaving me to crash and burn on the back end of the race. We lucked out by missing out on the extreme cold (it was about 35 degrees) under a cloudy sky with a slight breeze.

I arrived early enough to sit near a second floor window in Nationwide Arena overlooking Nationwide Boulevard to watch folks arrive and warm up. With it being NHL All-Star Weekend in St. Louis, all hockey related things were hibernating. Also, this would be a solo effort as L had worked related things to tend to.

Finally making it outside, a leisurely one mile warm up made it less cold and more comfortable. As we gathered at the starting line, there were some familiar faces and plethora of high school kids piled up front. At the gun a couple of those familiar faces jump out front while I try to stay within myself among a group of teens. I'm at a comfortable pace and utilize my long stride to maintain fast pace without overdoing it.

A slight decline on West Street, turns into a miniature incline along W. Spring and we're headed south on Front Street. The front runners have some good distance and the smaller group I'm with begins to dwindle. A pair of high schoolers drift ahead of me, but I'm keeping them totally taking off and us them as my measuring stick. My watch buzzes to indicate mile one, but unlike all other races I don't glance for a time check as we turn onto Rich Street.

Just seconds after the start
I feel comfortable and fluid and thought maybe a watch glance would make me think too much about what was going on. So, I stayed course and tried to stay as close to the two teens in front as me as I could. We navigate onto Washington Boulevard, pass the water stop, cross the Broad Street Bridge and head north on Marconi. Those two teens get a little further away as we turn onto Long Street and the mile two indication arrives. Again, I ignore any attempt to look at my watch and focus on what I'm doing as the fatigue is beginning to set it.

Working the arms and extending my legs as much as I can, I make the 180 degree turn along Hanover and back to W. Spring. It's crunch time now as we return to West Street and a slight incline, Nationwide Arena is now in full view at the end of the street. The teens are maintaining their distance, but I now hear not-so distant footsteps behind me. I'm wondering when I should begin forcing the issue if/when I get challenged.

We reach the end of West Street, cross Nationwide Boulevard onto the service road toward the arena's loading dock & ramp into the venue. Those distant footsteps are no longer distant and are now accompanied by labored breathing. He has yet to come into my peripheral, so I hatch a quick plan of attack just in case. We move from the service road into the loading dock area and turn toward the arena ramp. Instead of waiting for him to attempt a pass, I beat him to the punch and throw what I have left in and sprint up the ramp, onto the arena floor and cross the finish at what would be center ice.

Finishing at center ice, holding off the dude in white.
It was nice to begin recovering in the warmth of the arena, as well forcing luke warm air into one's constricted lungs rather than the chilly winter atmosphere outside. I grab my medal and some water and turn back to the dude I held off. "I thought for sure I was gonna catch you!," he says as we congratulate one another. Forcing a smile I relate, "My kick is short and sweet, I had to wait as long as I could before letting go." I can't say I know him, but his name is familiar as I tend to see it in various race standings somewhere around mine. On this day, I bested him by two seconds - finishing in 17:26.

I wanted to celebrate a return to the sub 18:00 5k, but was a little disappointed as my watch indicated a distance of only 2.99 miles - not the standard 5k distance of 3.1. Though, if you do the math I would have easily broken the 18:00 barrier had the race been 528 feet longer. That is, of course, barring any unforeseen circumstances. With that said, it was great to see some consistent mile times of 5:45, 5:43 & 5:56. Overall, I finished 8th out of 3,011 and first in my age group.

Afterwards, I went home to relax and watch some college hoops. L & I eventually finished the day with beers at Staas Brewing and a game of Scrabble while struggling to tune out the overexcited Pub Shuffleboard players next to us screaming their enthusiasm loud enough to slow the flurries pelting the City of Delaware.

So, when all was said and done, the Inspire Winter Columbus Challenge saw me run on all 31 days of January for a total of *107.43* miles. I think my strategy of adding a fast two mile run in between every two days of 4 to 5 miles made it easier on the mind and the body. And how did we celebrate the end of the challenge? L & I made a return trip to South Haven, Michigan to run the Break the Ice 5k as part of the Ice Breaker Festival on February 1st!!

We made this trip at this time last year on a whim for L's birthday and it gave the phrase "ice cold" a new meaning. We made a return trip for our honeymoon last August to enjoy the city during the human-friendly weather. In 2019 I finished in 19:00 flat while attempting to keep myself upright in the packed snow and ice, but the sunshine made it more bearable. As for L, she finished in 26:45. It was to be cold again, of course, but not arctic and would not resemble Siberia.

Break the Ice 5k
This year, there were only remnants of the snow that had fallen days before. There wasn't any ice on Lake Michigan, but we did have some sleet and a nice headwind. As we were standing at the starting line, I overheard this woman next to me talking about the lake she said someone had told her about. She mentioned to those she was addressing that she hadn't seen it and wasn't sure what lake it was. "Lake Michigan? Really? That's the lake we'll be running by? Which direction is it? Huh, I had no idea we were that close?", as she continued to be bewildered that a giant inland ocean was less than half a mile away from us.

And I will not mention the fact that we had 15 to 20 mph winds on this day which made the said huge body of water, as well as the Black River and the harbor/marina area (both of which were a tenth of a mile away from us), very angry. You could hear the crashing waves from where we were, there was no mistaking the obvious continuous hum of the restless Great Lake. Maybe she was one of those characters from The Langoliers who didn't believe what Dinah was hearing and is just accepting the fact she will soon be eaten by those creatures who consume time which has passed.

Anyway, for the life of me, I could not figure how this woman had made it South Haven without seeing, hearing or knowing that this 22,400 square mile sea surrounded by four states - that was audibly growling at all of us - was behind her? Back to the task at hand, as the police escort arrived we began heading south on Kalamazoo Street. A group of five us trailed a pack of two who were leading the way and the pace wasn't too fast, or all that slow. As the slightly inclined straight stretch continued, some of our group drifted back as the snow & sleet mix began falling and driven into us by the powerful lake wind.

Turning into the straight stretch finish as Lake Michigan
& South Haven Lighthouse guard the harbor
At mile one, the 5:57 was ideal for possibly picking up the pace later in the race. As we turned onto Lovejoy Avenue, one of those among the front running two began falling off the pace. The lead runner was in full race mode and barring any mishaps, wouldn't be caught on this day. Among a teen and dude around my age, we slowly reeled in the fading gentleman in front of us. Once we turn back north on Monroe Boulevard, we drift by him and our mile two (5:56) was even with the first mile.

Now on a slight decline for the next mile, the pace has picked up. I pull even with the teen and the older dude is directly behind us as the wind is at our back. We are now running alongside the picturesque Lake Michigan urging us along with each crashing wave and the South Haven Lighthouse & Pier standing firm among the swirling winds.

As we approach Erie Street the teen and the dude drift in front, we turn downhill into the beach and pier parking lot. The teen steps it up and disappears through the parking lot and into the turn toward the finishing area. The dude and I do the same with me trailing by about five yards, but he's drifting away. As expected, mile three was much faster (5:40) though I'm not finding another gear to push up the finishing incline. I eventually cross at 18:04 and in fourth place, an improvement to last year's ninth place finish on the course measuring (by my watch) 3.09 miles.

Moments later, L arrives and finishes 46th with one of her best 5k times (24:32). What makes this race cool is that it benefits the South Haven Public Schools Middle and High School Cross-Country teams and the students design the logo for the shirts each year. The logos are unique and quite outstanding. I will be happy to travel up here each year to enjoy the atmosphere and take home the unique experience.

As Groundhog Day arrived we saw our shadow, but did not run for the first time in 32 days. Though we did have a four hour drive home, but since it was Super Bowl Sunday we were treated to a great game and even a Monday off to finish the weekend. I ran every day of January and the first 32 days of 2020 and I survived, despite repeated efforts to find an excuse to take a break.

Yeah, it wasn't easy but I think I made it out alright...


We are young, we run green
Keep our teeth nice and clean
See our friends, see the sights
Feel alright

We wake up, we go out
Smoke a fag, put it out
See our friends, see the sights
Feel alright

Are we like you?
I can't be sure
Of the scene, as she turns
We are strange, in our worlds

But we are young, we get by
Can't go mad, ain't got time
Sleep around if we like
But we're alright

Got some cash, bought some wheels
Took it out, through some fields
Lost control, hit a wall
But we're alright

Are we like you?
I can't be sure
Of the scene, as she turns
We are strange, in our worlds

Photos


The 5th Line 5k finish. Complete with live scoreboard video

Outside Nationwide Arena

Saturday night beers & Scrabble
Waiting for the gun

My results, not too shabby.
A spectator's view

At the Break the Ice 5k, next to crazy lake lady
L heading to the finish
Not too shabby again.
From the lighthouse after dark.